POV #1

Ok, I know, if you are like most humans, you think you've seen it all. Well, you haven't. Did you ever look at the world from an eye level of 6 inches from the floor? You would be amazed what you see, dust bunnies (them I can catch), pieces of paper, the odd shoe or slipper, and some things that are unmentionable.

How would you like to see human paws, excuse me, feet, all day long? My human Papa says there is no such thing as a pretty foot. He doesn't know how right he is. Those disgusting little hairs that grow on the little toe knuckles, and the scratchy thick nasty callouses on the heels make you want to barf.

However, for some strange reason they do taste good. Gotta go now and lick Papa's foot.

Later,

Woodie